makes the bed in the mornings: Absolutely Hans. There is no one else. Anna doesn’t see the point (“we’re just gonna sleep in it again later! I’m gonna take a nap in like four hours! Just leave it!”)
has sole posession of the T.V. remote: This one is tough because Anna would totally hoard it but I feel like Hans would hold onto it for the sole purpose of keeping it away from her…I feel like Hans wants it to be him but Anna always manages to get it back.
is the bigger cuddler: A N N A. Hans is too busy playing it cool and trying to act like he doesn’t love it lol
does the laundry: I’m inclined to say that it was Anna’s job until she did something ridiculous like putting one of Hans’ suits in the wash or something so now he does it to protect his style lol
mows the lawn: Anna. She’s stronger than he is.
shops for groceries: Both of them! If Anna does it alone she’ll come home with nothing but Swiss Cake Rolls or something, but she still likes to come and “help.”
comes home drunk at 3am: I’m gonna say Hans. The chocolate fondue gets him every time…I feel like Anna’s always with him though, dragging his ass back home while he babbles and plays with her hair and tries to get her to dance with him but he’s stumbling everywhere and there’s no music GET IT TOGETHER HANS
makes breakfast: Hans. Anna would if she could cook, but…
remembers to feed the fish: Hans.
decorates the apartment: Anna! She likes to hit up antique stores and surprise Hans with whatever cool piece she finds.
initiates duets: oh that is SO Anna. That one’s canon.
falls asleep first: Also Anna. Hans likes this because she’s
quietpretty when she’s snoozing.
You’re telling me you stop believing in the moon when the sun comes up? Do you stop believing in the sun when clouds block it out? We’ll always be there, Jamie.
Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man… a man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.
"Let it Go" from Frozen on Ice!
I want to see an episode focusing on nothing but Sparrow. It would be like just a day in his life. I’d watch that.
The entire first act of this show is basically them just being adorable